< Continuation from Initial and First Update Post >
Guess who's back. Back again.
Rather than just sit and wait idly for the SBI Postman to call, I've kept myself gainfully occupied during these long lock down evenings of "not going to the pub."
I've somehow coerced HMRC to accept 14 years of missed Class 2 NI contributions. Whilst I wired the money electronically as one lump sum, I suspect it was converted to cash and counted by hand. As it took literally weeks for them to slowly but surely assign the payment to each of the previous years in a seemingly random sequence. Yes. I was checking every few days.
After many weeks and rejected applications for such reasons as "You need combine your
last and first names or
first and middle names."
Yes. They sent their own form back to me
in the post with that request.
Rakuten have finally admitted to me, on the phone, that they are all out of ideas so will, begrudgingly I assume, open my iDeco account!
However, due to my optimistically picking the "month after next month" for the first payment when I applied two months ago, they told me, on the phone, on July 1st. That is was now "too close" to the July 26th payment date to establish things in time.
Obviously I agreed it would be foolish to even attempt something so crazy. So I asked what they recommend. They recommended to take the payment in one go in December. I said "今年?" They said "はい". No room for irony in Rakuten.
But I digress. Today I got my account details from SBI Shoken. And I'll be honest it's a mixed bag. They only have half of my middle name so I know that doesn't match any of my existing bank accounts.
And whilst I was able to log in, the first thing I noticed was the little button asking me to
click here if I wanted to
create a NISA account!!
To say that's ominous is an understatement. My son's account was created and sure enough there was a NISA 手続中 in that place for a while until his NISA was approved. I'm half tempted to click it and see what happens. I suppose I'll just get another pack of forms in the post. I'll give them a few weeks and check back. Incidentally, "Weeks" is the shortest passage of time I use now. Gone are days, hours and the other terms I've long since forgotten.
Anyway. I still need to find some mechanism to get money in here so I'm going to follow this
"fully automated" SBI Net Bank account creation link! This makes sense. Because then SBI Net Bank will carry my name directly from my SBI Shoken account! It
literally says it does that.
(/taps own head and smiles wryly.) Its not just a hat stand you know!
OK. Click here, scroll down there, clickity-click, type a few things in, open and "read" 6 PDFs that frankly throw shade on the Apple Legal disclaimers by the length of some of them!
Just two more clicks 確認画面へ..
SBI証券から正しく情報を引き継げませんでした。
Ha ha. I'm quite sure my frankly ridiculous, 37 points in Scrabble, name is the culprit here! (36 points according to SBI Shoken.).
Due to the ongoing Covid cases in Tokyo I'm still not allowed to the pub. So I can spend the evenings getting into shape for the black leotard I'll don when I scale the high walls of SBI towers under cover of darkness. As I suspect this is the only way I'm getting funds into this account any time soon.
< To be Continued >
< In a few weeks >